Pit Viper Showroom Goggles

Welcome to Showroom, where each pair of Pit Viper is an invitation to shake the standard and scream your style in Technicolor.

Imagine this: You're entering a room. People freeze. Talks stop. Someone's dropping his drink. Why? Because you wear sunglasses Showroom of Pit Viper, and they cry out to the world: LOOK AT ME!

Technical details (but fun anyway):

• Glasses: Polycarbonate, because it's cool and solid. Look through and see a mysterious grey world.
• Protection: 100% UVA and UVB. The sun's rays? They can cry in their corner.
• Comfort: Anti-slip rubber contact points that stick to your nose like an ex a little too insistent. But now you like it.

Dimensions – for perfectionists:

• Frame width: 152 mm – it's wide, like your charism.
• Mount height: 46 mm – perfect for capturing admirative looks.
• Nasal bridge: 26 mm – to hold in place during your heroic waterfalls (or just when you eat tacos).

In the box (and we don't laugh at it):

• A pair of glasses Showroom Pit Viper. Of course.
• A Tie DownsTM Retainer Strap. For when it heats, literally.
• A LimpclothTM. Because your glasses deserve to shine like your future.

Maintenance for invalids:

• TO BE MADE: Gently rub with the LimpclothTM. Add a warm breath. A real breath, not a boredom.
• DO NOT DO: DO NOT wash with: bleach, sand, tears of joy, or weird cleaning products that you found under the sink. (No, really.)

The table of stars (or light here):

Why the Showrooms?

Because you didn't come here to go unnoticed. You're here for dominate the scene. So, whether it's riding a bike, saving the world, or just going to buy bread, do it with panache.

Pit Viper. Because being cool is good, but being legendary, it's better.